November’s patches initially appeared relatively innocuous, with a few catastrophic problems in 64-bit Office 2010, which is a bit of a standing joke anyway.
As the month melted on, we saw a Win10 version 1803 second cumulative update, KB 4467682, that caused havoc, including blue screens on Surface Book 2 PCs, and customized Start Menu bugs (thx, Günter Born). Microsoft yanked it on Dec. 6 — no small consolation to those of you who install everything as soon as it’s offered. Or even a week later.
We also saw a reappearance of the Windows 10 September-October-November-December 2018 Update, version 1809. This time, nine weeks after the original release, the new cumulative update seems pretty stable, although I’m seeing some reports of jiggered sleep states.
More Flash maladies
Meanwhile, we have an emergency Flash Player update (thank you, Adobe), KB 4471331, released a couple of days ago, that addresses a currently active exploit in the wild. Yes, it’s a December patch. Yes, you should install it now.
Think of it this way. The worst it’ll do is mess up Flash — and that’s doing you a favor.
Like so many other Flash updates, it screams for you to disable and abandon Flash entirely — something I’ve been harping about for years.
The Win10 version 1809 upgrade isn’t being forced yet
As best I can tell, Microsoft’s re-re-release of Win10 version 1809, via KB 4469342, hasn’t yet triggered forced upgrades. You can run Windows Update on Win10 version 1803, at the moment, and be reasonably sure that you won’t get bumped to version 1809.
That’ll change soon.
If you actually want Win10 version 1809, check your pulse and your IQ, and make sure you install the new December 2018 Servicing Stack Update, KB 4070788, first. That compensates for the fact that the Windows updater isn’t smart enough to update itself first. No, I won’t point you to the instructions for installing 1809.
More .Net fun ‘n’ games
I’m seeing more and more reports about problems with this month’s .Net patches.
Fuhgeddaboutit. This month’s .Net patches are all non-security patches, and aren’t worth your time, or the headaches.
Win7/Server 2008R2 Network Card bugs continue
Microsoft has a bug in its Win7 Monthly Rollup that’s been, uh, bugging us since March. If you installed any Win7/Server 2008R2 patches after March and your network connections didn’t go kablooey, you’re almost undoubtedly OK to proceed with this month’s patches.
On the other hand, if you’ve been waiting to install patches on your Win7 or Server 2008R2 machine, you need to be aware of a bug that Microsoft has acknowledged.
Symptom: There is an issue with Windows and third-party software that is related to a missing file (oem<number>.inf). Because of this issue, after you apply this update, the network interface controller will stop working.
Workaround: 1.To locate the network device, launch devmgmt.msc; it may appear under Other Devices.
2. To automatically rediscover the NIC and install drivers, select Scan for Hardware Changes from the Action menu.
Alternatively, install the drivers for the network device by right-clicking the device and selecting Update. Then select Search automatically for updated driver software or Browse my computer for driver software.
That’s a bizarre, convoluted series of steps. Microsoft still hasn’t confirmed which third-party software is at fault, but reports have it that it’s largely a VMware problem. Eight months later, the bug’s still there, still acknowledged, still unfixed.
If you’re worried that installing this month’s updates will clobber your network interface card, make sure you take a full backup before installing the updates. You can also take @GoneToPlaid’s advice and edit certain registry entries in advance.
Seek Bar problems
Many of November’s updates include a warning like this:
After installing this update, users may not be able to use the Seek Bar in Windows Media Player when playing specific files. This issue does not affect normal playback.
Microsoft is working on a resolution and estimates a solution will be available mid-December 2018.
If you use the Seek Bar in Windows Media Player, perhaps it’s time you look at something much more capable, such as VLC or Plex. But if you absolutely must have the Seek Bar, in WMP, don’t update until next Patch Tuesday.
The returning bad penny, KB 4023057
Yesterday Microsoft released yet another version of KB 4023057, the Update to Windows 10, versions 1507, 1511, 1607, 1703, 1709, and 1803 for update reliability. This is the 20th or 30th version of the patch.
As I said on Nov 19, the last time it was updated:
@ch100 has offered the only explanation that makes sense to me:
KB4023057 was and still is one of the most weird and unexplained updates in the recent times. This update has never been offered to WSUS, but only to Windows Update. This would indicate that it meant for unmanaged end-users and unmanaged small business users. …
This patch may be harmless, but why it was released and where it actually applies, it is still a mystery.
It’s most likely associated with the 1809 rollout, although why it didn’t appear in early October when 1809 first raised its ugly head leaves me baffled.
You don’t need it, don’t want it, and if you find it installed, uninstall it. Unless you want to be pushed to 1809 at the earlier opportunity, anyway.
All of this makes right now a very good time to apply Windows and Office patches. Here’s how to proceed:
Step 1. Make a full system image backup before you install the November patches.
There’s a non-zero chance that the patches — even the latest, greatest patches of patches of patches — will hose your machine. Best to have a backup that you can reinstall even if your machine refuses to boot. This, in addition to the usual need for System Restore points.
There are plenty of full-image backup products, including at least two good free ones: Macrium Reflect Free and EaseUS Todo Backup. For Win 7 users, If you aren’t making backups regularly, take a look at this thread started by Cybertooth for details. You have good options, both free and not-so-free.
Step 2. For Win7 and 8.1
Microsoft is blocking updates to Windows 7 and 8.1 on recent computers. If you are running Windows 7 or 8.1 on a PC that’s 18 months old or less, follow the instructions in AKB 2000006 or @MrBrian’s summary of @radosuaf’s method to make sure you can use Windows Update to get updates applied.
If you’ve already installed any March or later updates, your Network Interface Card should be immune to the latest slings and arrows. But if you haven’t been keeping up on patches, see the discussion in the Network Card bugs section above to protect yourself.
If you’re very concerned about Microsoft’s snooping on you and want to install just security patches, realize that the privacy path’s getting more difficult. The old “Group B” — security patches only — isn’t dead, but it’s no longer within the grasp of typical Windows customers. If you insist on manually installing security patches only, follow the instructions in @PKCano’s AKB 2000003 and be aware of @MrBrian’s recommendations for hiding any unwanted patches.
For most Windows 7 and 8.1 users, I recommend following AKB 2000004: How to apply the Win7 and 8.1 Monthly Rollups. Realize that some or all of the expected patches for November may not show up or, if they do show up, may not be checked. DON’T CHECK any unchecked patches. Unless you’re very sure of yourself, DON’T GO LOOKING for additional patches. In particular, if you install the November Monthly Rollups, you won’t need (and probably won’t see) the concomitant patches for October. Don’t mess with Mother Microsoft.
Watch out for driver updates — you’re far better off getting them from a manufacturer’s website.
After you’ve installed the latest Monthly Rollup, if you’re intent on minimizing Microsoft’s snooping, run through the steps in AKB 2000007: Turning off the worst Win7 and 8.1 snooping. If you want to thoroughly cut out the telemetry, see @abbodi86’s detailed instructions in AKB 2000012: How To Neutralize Telemetry and Sustain Windows 7 and 8.1 Monthly Rollup Model.
Realize that we don’t know what information Microsoft collects on Window 7 and 8.1 machines. But I’m starting to believe that information pushed to Microsoft’s servers for Win7 owners is nearing equality to that pushed in Win10.
Step 3. For Windows 10
If you’re running Win10 version 1709, or version 1803 (my current preference), you definitely want to block the forced upgrade to Win10 1809. Don’t get caught flat-footed: Although it looks like we’re clear right now, Microsoft may decide to push 1809 again with little or no notice. Follow the advice in How to block the Windows 10 October 2018 Update, version 1809, from installing. Of course, all bets are off if Microsoft, uh, forgets to honor its own settings.
Those of you who run Win10 Pro and followed my “new tactic” advice last month — to set “quality update” (cumulative update) deferrals to 15 days — don’t need to do anything. Your machine got updated last week, and should be working fine. Don’t touch a thing.
For the rest of you, including those of you stuck with Win10 Home, go through the steps in “8 steps to install Windows 10 patches like a pro.” Note that clicking “Check for updates” in Step 6 won’t cause undue heartache at this point: the “seeker” Win10 1709 cumulative update is working fine; the second Win10 1803 cumulative update has been pulled; the second cumulative update for Win10 1809 (released in December) may actually help; and Microsoft isn’t yet forcing an upgrade to 1809 on Win10 1709 or 1803 seekers. Surely a temporary calm before the usual patching storm.
You can use the wushowhide procedure in the “8 steps” explanation to block KB 4023057 — a patch you definitely don’t want.
For those of you running Win10 Pro, I suggest you follow the instructions in Step 7, but leave your advanced setup settings like the ones shown in the screenshot.
That’ll ensure Microsoft has 15 days to pull its bad initial patches
Windows patching has turned into a game of whack-a-mole. Make sure you’re the one with the mallet.
Thanks to the dozens of volunteers on AskWoody who contribute mightily, especially @sb, @PKCano, @abbodi86, @gborn, @GoneToPlaid, @Cybertooth and @MrBrian.
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